(Yeah, grab a coffee or a triple‑espresso margin call, you’ll need it.)
Heads‑up: This sucker’s long, full of slang, and sprinkled with the kinda typos Grammarly cries about. You’ve been warned, fam 😜
p.s. This is a passion project. I love finance, and a coder with 20+ years experience coding financial applications.
We’re a rag‑tag crew of chart freaks, code nerds, and caffeine junkies who really hate paywalls. We drop free tools, spicy market takes, and more memes than sense so you can stack gains without sellin’ a kidney. Bam.
Picture 2 a.m. in a shoebox apartment—monitors glowin’ like UFOs, cold pizza crusts stuck to the desk, and five friends yellin’ about whether RSI even matters on a Fed‑day.
Slack group ➡ Git repo ➡ “yo, let’s just build our own site.” That hiss‑fit turned into ACE OF GAINS ‘cause finance online was too boring, too pricey, and way too buttoned‑up. We said nah.
Spill the data – no black‑box mystery sauce, show receipts or stfu.
Talk human – ditch buzzwords, keep it bar‑chat simple.
Action > theory – pretty essays are cute, but stop‑loss levels save bacon.
Share the pie – markets big enough for everybody, so pass the fries.
🎴 The Card‑Shark – ex‑prop trader, treats Excel like Call of Duty.
🐍 The Quant Whisperer – Python addict runnin’ Monte‑Carlo sims mid‑flight.
📰 The Macro Mouth – former journo explainin’ rate hikes with latte prices.
🤘 You – the retail rebel we built this pirate ship for.
✌️ Memes over fear‑bait, always.
📊 Data > feelings (sorry not sorry).
🔄 Learn, earn, then pass it on.
⛑️ Risk first, yacht later.
Dive into battle-tested charts, ruthless indicators, and zero-fluff education. Click “Teach Me the Tricks” and start stacking gains before the closing bell rings.
We fling 5 % of revenue to orgs teachin’ money smarts in under‑served hoods. System’s rigged, might as well hand out cheat codes.
We ain’t your broker, fiduciary, or mom. Markets can nuke ya quicker than a bad first date. Use stops, keep dry powder, don’t bet the rent.
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